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| There are a lot of misconceptions about the dietary habits of east coast liberals. For instance, we aren't all vegans. | |
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| Why, just the other day, I was helping myself to the delicious taste of aborted foetuses! They are packed with protein. | |
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| I get my shipment straight from the ACLU, which usually practices some arcane ancient cthulhuian rituals first. After all, no one should displease a shoggoth. | |
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| I get my shipment straight from the south. | |
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