Misconceptions about East Coast Liberals

Author: ojcme

Date: June 9, 2007

by ojcme
6-09-07
There are a lot of misconceptions about the dietary habits of east coast liberals. For instance, we aren't all vegans.
Why, just the other day, I was helping myself to the delicious taste of aborted foetuses! They are packed with protein.
I get my shipment straight from the ACLU, which usually practices some arcane ancient cthulhuian rituals first. After all, no one should displease a shoggoth.
I get my shipment straight from the south.