Signs you should never date someone: Target Edition

Author: ojcme

Date: September 16, 2007

by ojcme
9-16-07
Hey, I'll show you where this is, follow me.
Why are you linking arms with me?
Do you want to move in with me?
And all your repeatedly stabbed puppets that look like me? No thanks.
WHY WON'T YOU MARRY ME?
Uhhhhh