The revelations of Sammy the Squirrel

Author: ometzo

Date: June 15, 2002

by ometzo
6-15-02
Sammy becomes Skeptical
Are you sure there's a great adventure? That doesn't look very fun. I mean, just sitting there looking at at city...
...
Look, I'm your future self, right? That means I know everything and you know nothing. You are a pathetic memory and I'm just giving you an upper so you won't feel bad when you die manyana, ok?
I'm gonna die?
*MOAN* As a small, starving child, how can I possibly survive in a post-apocolyptic war zone without my precious squirrel meat?