The doom of Sammy the Squirrel

Author: ometzo

Date: June 15, 2002

by ometzo
6-15-02
Sammy gets a little creeped out
Must... eat... tempting... squirrel... nuts...
Okay, so you've decided to tell me I'm going to die tomorrow?
Hey, look, I don't make the rules, I'm just giving you the message like Jesus here gave me the opportunity to. I think it's 'cause he's gay and horny.
Bless thee, Sammy, for you may behoove yourself foresight if you only bring me some of your meaty squirrel nuts
Feel the wrath of my freeze ray, foolish squirrel. Now your meat shall be mine.
Okay. Psycho Asian girls and a gay Jesus...this just entered a whole new world of fucked up