The religion of Sammy the Squirrel

Author: ometzo

Date: June 15, 2002

by ometzo
6-15-02
And Sammy's world goes black, except for one thing...
Woha...What are you doing here, Jesus?
Your time has come, small furry one. Join your race in the bowels of El Diablo!
I thought death did the whole 'taking you off to heaven and hell' thing
He's got the day off, and so I'm temping for him.
Temping?
Yeah. This savior gig makes me powerful, but I still can't afford the car of my dreams. Vroom Vroom, Toyota!