Monkey Business

Author: onebry

Date: August 6, 2007

by onebry
8-06-07
MonkeyShines customer support. Barry speaking. How can I help you?
Your software has cause me to lose all my faith in Christian theology. I am thinking about worshipping a giant flying spagetti monster.
I'm sorry but solving existential crises is not really part of my job description. But I would be glad to help you with your software issues.
There IS no God. *click*
There is still time to take the BLUE pill.
Can I get a name plate that reads "Neo" for my desk?