Monkey Business

Author: onebry

Date: August 6, 2007

by onebry
8-06-07
The Truth
What do you mean I will need to turn off my popup blocker!! Let me speak to your supervisor!!!
*sighs* If you can hold the line for one moment, I'll get you connected.
The Lie
That last person was an asshole! He threatened my family AND he said he would RAPE my pet cat Fluffy!! You need to fire his ass as soon as I hang up this fucking phone! Or will come kick your ASS!!!!
Gee, I am so sorry about that. I assure you that he will be dealt with in the most severe manner!
The Fact
Barry did you threaten to rape the man's cat?
Do YOU realize that if you have to ask me that, then it would be a good idea to fire me?