Oh Stupidity, Thy Name is Emo Kid Part 4

Author: onegirlarmy

Date: May 21, 2005

by onegirlarmy
5-21-05
The show has begun.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! We are "Talk Dirty To Me", this town's ONLY Poison tribute band! Are you folks READY TO ROCK AND ROLL??!!
God Pete, please don't say it... PLEASE don't say it...
HEY, PLAY THAT HEAVEN ISN'T TOO FAR AWAY SONG! The one New Found Glory covered!!! That's the only reason I'm here!
Pete, maybe if you kept your mouth shut, you wouldn't be bleeding right now...
Don't worry dude, I can handle these jerks! HEY WATCH THE HAIR BUDDY, I JUST MOUSSED!!!