Candyween

Author: ookitarepanda

Date: November 2, 2005

by ookitarepanda
11-02-05
So for Halloween, I handed out king size candy bars to each kid that came by.
Oh yeah?
Yeah, and then I got yelled at by all my neighbors for handing out such expensive candy.
That's absurd. Just because they didn't spend as much money as you did?
More like because they found out that I was stealing money from the neighborhood's budget fund.
I'm simultaneously offended by your stupidity and proud of your generosity to children.