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| So for Halloween, I handed out king size candy bars to each kid that came by. | |
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| Yeah, and then I got yelled at by all my neighbors for handing out such expensive candy. | |
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| That's absurd. Just because they didn't spend as much money as you did? | |
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| More like because they found out that I was stealing money from the neighborhood's budget fund. | |
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| I'm simultaneously offended by your stupidity and proud of your generosity to children. | |
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