Priests, Twinkies, and kids. Who will win?

Author: orochidp

Date: August 6, 2004

by orochidp
8-06-04
Father Marvin and Jimmy are talking... Let's listen in!
Hey there, Jimmy! Want to earn a twinky?
Does it involve your ass?
HEAVENS NO! What gave you THAT idea? I'm not some pervert!
Oh, sorry Father. You know, the news and all...
Wait... does it involve MY ass?
...No twinkie then?