Tobacco is bad. Got it?

Author: orochidp

Date: August 6, 2004

by orochidp
8-06-04
Excerpt from Smoking for Dummies...
Hey, I'm Steve the Cowboy!
And I'm Tokey the Cigarette!
Smoking Tobacco is bad! Don't do it, kiddies!
Yeah, you're sucking stuff from my ass when you smoke, didn't you realize that? You're pulling smoke from my rectum, you freak!
Besides, the way prices are going, it's gonna be cheaper to smoke the Mary Jane soon anyway. You might as well start now!
Yes, you're right Steve, tobacco DOES hurt your lun... WAIT, WHAT!?!