I should have just stopped ages ago.

Author: orochidp

Date: December 16, 2004

by orochidp
12-16-04
Welcome to JesusBurger, would you like fries with that?
I didn't order anything yet.
Oh, what would you like?
Give me a StigmataBurger, Large Crucifries and a Apostle-sized Dr Pepper.
StigmataBurgers are on sale, $5 for one or 2 for $20.
Uh, whatever. I'm in a hurry.