fashion faux pas

Author: outre

Date: July 5, 2001

by outre
7-05-01
oh no no no no NO. honey, WHAT did you wake up wearing this morning?
i-i don't know...it's what i usually-
i mean, REALLY! talk about "attention kmart shoppers, there's a bluelight special on 'eww' in aisle 3!" ARMAND! get this child some real clothes, for god's sake, and chop chop, i have a pedicure at 3.
there. now isn't that better? thank GOD we found you in time to save you.
you're sure it's my color? i'm more of a "summer."