the crocodile hunter

Author: outre

Date: July 8, 2001

by outre
7-08-01
here we are, in the wild outback, stalking the elusive Central Park Bench Squirrel. i'm steve irwin, crocodile hunter.
this wild and HIGHLY tempermantal beast is rumored to carry every disease from rabies to syphilis.
join me as i put him in my pants, and attempt to hit him with an aluminum bat.