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by pacman
1-20-01
Is he looking at my ass?
wooh, what a great ass!
are you looking at my ass?
wooh, what a great ass!
WHAT did you say?!
...................umm...SMASH PUNY HUMANS!!......

 

by pacman
1-21-01
Jesus, may I ask you a question?
Of course my son...
What purpose do we rabbits serve? We eat grass, dig holes, get eaten by other animals, get shot at.....I mean why are we here? Oh, I forgot, we have LOTS of sex too...
Sex you say?
Maybe I should have written to him instead?
Welcome to hell fornicator....

 

by pacman
3-11-01
Y'know Gabe, we've been doing this bench thing for a long time...
uh huh...
...and over that time I've come to respect you as a human being....I guess what I'm trying to say is that I...I LOVE YOU GABE!!
oh god no...
NOW SHOW ME YOUR WANG STUD BOY!!
beleive me, if I could change my expression it would be one of UTTER TERROR!!! ARGH!

 

by pacman
3-12-01
Why do guys always have to dissapoint? I mean they're doing fine until they open their stupid ass mouths and ruin it all...
Oh god not this again...
I mean, why can't you ever tell us what we want to hear? Without lying to us? Being honest about how you feel. Can't you just do that for me?
I'll give it a shot...
I feel like a blow job, any chance?

 

by pacman
3-12-01
What is it with girls? I mean they tease us, make fun of our manhoods, make us do stuff we hate and for what?
....
Come on man, think!
Ummmm....they give great head?
You know I hate it when you're right!!
OH YEAH!

 

by pacman
3-12-01
I really HATE flatpack furniture. These instructions make no sense at all...
You dumb ass...can't you read? Even a backwards inbred turd could put together IKEA furniture!!
You know, maybe I shouldn't do this, I was forever hurting myself in Woodshop class...
Are you some kind of fairy? Come on, be a man...grab that hammer and hit the nail on the head!!
...pain...burning...searing pain....I can't feel my legs
I think I hear my Mom calling....

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