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Author: pacman

Date: March 12, 2001

by pacman
3-12-01
I really HATE flatpack furniture. These instructions make no sense at all...
You dumb ass...can't you read? Even a backwards inbred turd could put together IKEA furniture!!
You know, maybe I shouldn't do this, I was forever hurting myself in Woodshop class...
Are you some kind of fairy? Come on, be a man...grab that hammer and hit the nail on the head!!
...pain...burning...searing pain....I can't feel my legs
I think I hear my Mom calling....