GENERICA

Author: pamelayschimm

Date: December 14, 2006

by pamelayschimm
12-14-06
A TYPICAL AFTERNOON...
WE INTERRUPT OUR USUAL MINDLESS DRIVEL WITH THIS LATE-BREAKING STORY... SCREEN IDOLS BRICK STONE AND FANNY FLUFF...
HOURS LATER...
... SCREEN IDOLS BRICK STONE AND FANNY FLUFF HAVE ANNOUNCED PLANS TO ADOPT A MARTIAN BABY. "IT'S NOT ABOUT THE PUBLICITY" SAYS A SOURCE CLOSE TO THE COUPLE...
DAYS LATER...
...BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... AND NASA HAS VOLUNTEERED TO BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... ONCE AGAIN, SCREEN IDOLS...