GENERICA

Author: pamelayschimm

Date: December 22, 2006

by pamelayschimm
12-22-06
IF YOU'RE A CELEBRITY...
... So you have no idea how that pistol and bag of cocaine got in your trunk? That makes PERFECT SENSE! Good luck in the playoffs!
IF YOU'RE A POLITICIAN...
No need for a sobriety test, Senator. Those parked school buses just seem to come out of nowhere! Congratulations on your re-election!
IF YOU'RE A NOBODY...
ON YOUR KNEES, SCUMBAG! That joint in your ashtray is gonna get you some HARD TIME! I ought to shoot you now and save the taxpayers a lot of...