GENERICA

Author: pamelayschimm

Date: February 8, 2007

by pamelayschimm
2-08-07
The doctor will see you shortly. You're experiencing erectile dysfunction?
Yes, I've completely lost interest in sex and it's affecting my marriage.
I'm writing you a prescription for "STA-HARD"... It's 100% GUARANTEED!
You obviously haven't seen my WIFE!
There may be side effects. If your erection last longer than four hours, call me immediately.
If I keep it up THAT long, SHE'LL be the one needing a doctor!