GENERICA

Author: pamelayschimm

Date: February 25, 2007

by pamelayschimm
2-25-07
KRAP NEWS...
This just in... Britney has SHAVED HER HEAD!
And gotten TATTOOED!
First going without underwear... now THIS!
Poor, poor Britney.
... keeping YOU informed!
The press is going to have a FIELD DAY!
Thankfully, WE'RE ABOVE all that! Could we run that crotch footage one more time?