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| Hey there dog-on-a-ball! What's the best part about strangling a newborn with it's own umbilical cord? | |
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| I don't know...CUTTING THE WEEPING MOTHER'S SKULL APART WITH BULLETS? | |
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| Dammit! You blew my punchline! I was going to say "Eating the placenta". | |
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| Sorry, cowboy. But placenta jokes are, like, sooo 1999. But anyways, what was the last thing the burn victim child said before dying? | |
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| *sigh- I don't know. What did he say? | |
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| OH MY GOD! WHAT A SHITTY WAY TO DIE! | |
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