Cowboy gets the truth!

Author: passive

Date: May 27, 2001

by passive
5-27-01
Alright, Spigot. I want some fucking answers, man.
Damn, I knew this time would come so I'll be honest. Last night, that "hamburger" I fed you?
It was the neighbors' kids, man. I lured them into the house with some video games and then I clubbed them. CLUBBED THEIR SOFT KIDDIE HEADS IN! BASH! BASH! BASH! HEHEHHAHHA...
Uhh...I was just going to ask you if there was any extra space in this apartment for my saddle. But I think I will be moving out now.
Alright, more spank time!