asimov shmasimov

Author: pendy

Date: February 22, 2001

by pendy
2-22-01
one day...
now it's on, you clinking clanking clattering collection of cacophonous junk.
indeed?
yep. i will singlehandedly put your reign of mechanical terror to a stop.
i seriously doubt it, meatbag. your puny flesh will melt like the lard it is, when i turn my 350,000 volt helium laser on that clammy revolting pigslop you call a body.
this hurts a great deal more than i might have expected.
why must we always hurt the ones we love?