Three panel classics #1: The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka

Author: pendy

Date: February 22, 2001

by pendy
2-22-01
One morning...
Oh my stars, I seem to have turned into a monstrous vermin, although it may merely be my imagination. This will surely affect my job, as well as my home life.
You're fired, stinkbug.
An unspecified amount of days later...
I am so lonely. Perhaps I can use my new bug-powers to seduce my mildly sympathetic sister into sitting with me and allowing me to secrete on her.
Back way the hell off, freak, before I put a broomhandle through your exoskeleton.
Until finally...
Well, my father has beaten me with apples, I have been disgraced by my entire family and the cleaning woman, and I am slowly losing the capacity to understand human thought. What could go wrong now?
Yeah, hi, I'm the boarder, and I was just wondering if maybe you could scuttle your filthy roach carcass off under a train somewhere so I could bang your sweet-assed sister. Thanks.