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| my girlfriend laughs so hard she passes out every time she sees my penis. | |
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| beep. beep. buy-many-articulated-sex-toys-for-her-and-practice-your-tounge-dexterity. | |
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| i'm being chased by the fbi! they contol me with radios they put in my head...FROM SPACE! | |
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| beep. calm-down-and-continue-taking-the-medication-i-have-prescribed. click. | |
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everyone's happy with robo-therapist!
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| man, sometimes i just feel like my father never loved me. you know? why didn't he teach me to play ball? | |
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| whirr. beep. you-will-be-among-the-first-of-the-fleshings-to-die-in-the-coming-holocaust. prepare-yourself-softbody. beep. | |
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