microphonous

Author: pendy

Date: February 23, 2001

by pendy
2-23-01
what's the matter, sammy?
people keep saying i look like a rabbit. joe, you see this fleshy rod prominently positioned on the top of my head?
sure i do. the phallic thing. the big, pulsating manstick.
yeah, that's it. does it look like a pair of rabbit ears to you?
well, not really, no...but now that you mention it, what sort of animal are you, sam? because maybe if a rabbit cut off one of his ears and injected the other with silicone...
SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH, YOU LYING SON OF A WHORE!