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| I'm totally in love with Tom, but he's so freaky! He told me he likes to play with a vibrator when he makes love. | |
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| That's nothin, ever have a guy take a dump on your face? | |
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| There was this one time when he pulled out a bottle of whip cream... it was so hot. | |
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| I just had the entire Brooklyn Dodgers in my mouth, do you have any gum? | |
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| And when I have an orgasm, I twist his nipple with my teeth | |
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| How many people can fit in a movie theater? | |
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