Religious excuses.

Author: phylum_sinter

Date: April 2, 2003

by phylum_sinter
4-02-03
Because selfish prayers aren't answered, my son.
Jesus, why didn't I get the bullets I prayed for?
Because that would have hurt someone else.
Jesus, why didn't you place a fat guy under me when i fell out of that window?
Because someone else was praying for the exact opposite, my child.
Jesus, Why didn't you save Grandma?