The phone call.

Author: phylum_sinter

Date: April 12, 2003

by phylum_sinter
4-12-03
So I sez to him "If you wanted a hand job, why didn't you just ask?"
and he tells me "I thought I'd get laughed at, or put in my place at least."
and I'm like "Dude, it was a damn whorehouse for god's sake! They get much worse requests than that.
so he goes on and tells me how he had his asshole licked, and it took nearly two hours to reach orgasm.
Anyway I'm not going to talk to my dad anymore.