Police, Nightmares, and Pills

Author: pitch4good3610

Date: July 16, 2008

by pitch4good3610
7-16-08
Excuse me, sir. Is your name Robert?
Yes, officer.
You're under arrest. All men under the title of "Robert" are to be arrested by midnight.
This must be a joke. Did my wife, Debbie set this up or something. You must be joking. I can't be arrested. I have never broken the law!
Are you sleep talking again? I told you to take your pills before you go to bed!
Am I under arrest for not taking my pills!? Wait a second. I take pills?