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| Loopy, I'm doing a paper on the Spanish American War that's due tomorrow but ResNet just crashed. Quick, tell me everything you know! | |
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| Uh... well, it all started in Havanna when the USS Maine expoded. America blaimed the whole thing on the Spanish Empire and demanded compensation, and when Spain said no the started the war. | |
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| Well, the Spanish were very good at fighting a war on two fronts, so they came out of the box swinging and pretty much laid us flat on our backs. It was kinda like this knife fight I was in one time. | |
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| Wait, didn't we-AMERICA-win the Spanish American War? | |
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| Wait... I forgot, we're not Spain... come to think of it, I was think of the Polypenesian Wars all along. Sally, have you seen my knife? | |
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