Sticky situation

Author: pope1

Date: June 20, 2002

by pope1
6-20-02
This is the last time im going to ask you nicely sir.. I have nothing to give my children this christmas. SO HAND OVER THE FUCKING SANDLES RIGHT THIS BLOODY INSTANT!
You may be forgetting one very importaint fact here, Mr Wallabe, If you blow my brains out there won't be a shagging christmas. will there!?
Ahh, but if I was to assasinate you and therefor destroy christmas. I would have no need to bring my kids anything... Ah Ha!..
Im gonna be dead in a few days anyway, so you cant win can you....
Maybe if I stuck the gun in my ear and splattered my own head across the wall... It would solve this whole sticky situation all together..
That would probably be the best option.. yes...