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Author: pope1

Date: August 9, 2002

by pope1
8-09-02
So you want to work at the happy establishment, fast food restaurant of McDonalds?
Yes sir, I do. It has long been a burning passion inside me to be serving solid fat behind that delightfull, rusty counter
So what benificial experiences have you got behind you in this field of work?
Well. Im nice, generous, caring, good with people, honest, loving and I care deeply about the customers opinion
Well, despite all your wonderfull qualities. I sorry to tell you that I dont think you would fit into this postion very gracefully. Sorry sir, be sure to close the door on your way out.
Listen Knob-Munger. You're going to give me this position. Or Ill stick a fork so far up your un-holy arse, that they'll be using to dig mines with