Random events 5

Author: pope1

Date: August 9, 2002

by pope1
8-09-02
Why are you leaving me Gloria?. Why are you leaving me for that Packard Bell bastard?
Its nothing which you have done wrong Roger. Its just that there comes a time when you just have to light a new candle, and that is exactly what me and Packard are going to do
Thats bullshit!, and you know it is!. Is it the sex?. Robot inpedancy is very easy to cure nowadays. Or is it my looks?. I could always screw my Brad-Pit spare head on, instead
Look Roger, dont prolong the agony. Im leaving you for the love of my life and that is FINAL. Deal with it and move on
Ahh, I get it now!. What if I were to remove his 128k modem, and insert it in myself for a mush faster internet connection?
Id say. metal stag, you gotch yer self a deal....