The Dating Game

Author: pretilush13

Date: October 13, 2002

by pretilush13
10-13-02
Lori is on the dating game
Bachelor number 1, if you had to take me on a date, where would we go?
I would breath in you ear and buy you some popcorn and make you listen to my sorry ass band. I bring you present
Bachelor Number 2, same question
I would make you give me a feet massage, with squirrel feces..
Uhhh, we'd get high on shrooms, get drunk and watch "Dude where's my car".. where am I
Oh shit, we got a winner.