Chess boards don't like experiments

Author: psycho_mantis

Date: October 24, 2003

by psycho_mantis
10-24-03
You best get on that machine and TURN ME BACK TO MY OLD SELF, or I'll so cut you like a mofo.
You steppin', yo?
Please do it, I can't stand this body any longer. Be a pal, won'tcha?
God... fine, I'll do it, but only because you saved my children from that burning building and took bullets for me on 6 separate occasions.
Minutes later...
So, you wanna play chess?
Fuck you.