Chess boards don't like experiments by psycho_mantis10-24-03 You best get on that machine and TURN ME BACK TO MY OLD SELF, or I'll so cut you like a mofo. You steppin', yo? Please do it, I can't stand this body any longer. Be a pal, won'tcha? God... fine, I'll do it, but only because you saved my children from that burning building and took bullets for me on 6 separate occasions. Minutes later... So, you wanna play chess? Fuck you.
This just in by psycho_mantis10-25-03 In other news: Your mom is old and fat. Tom? Thanks, Jim. I'm standing here with none other than Your Mom. How are you, ma'am? Am I in Swaziland again? OK, now say that the president is actually a woman. Someone please shoot him.
Conformity attracts by psycho_mantis10-26-03 So, I suppose you want to do me. I am a rock star and all. Your guitar has no strings, frets or tuning machines. It'll never work. So, I suppose you want to do me. I am driving a nail through my head and all. I'm a human and you're a masochistic stick figure. It'll never work. So, I suppose you want to do me. I am the default sprite for this section of the panel and all. ME TOO! Let's get dirrty!
