This just in

Author: psycho_mantis

Date: October 25, 2003

by psycho_mantis
10-25-03
In other news: Your mom is old and fat. Tom?
Thanks, Jim. I'm standing here with none other than Your Mom. How are you, ma'am?
Am I in Swaziland again?
OK, now say that the president is actually a woman.
Someone please shoot him.