Go Getter

Author: pukebreath

Date: June 5, 2009

by pukebreath
6-05-09
...and this is the storage closet. I like to fuck myself in here on Wendsdays.
Do any stray animals ever get in here and shit?
That's a good question. I have seen shit in here before but I can't say what kind of shit it was.
When I find shit I always shove it up my ass and pretend it's my own shit.
I like that. You're what I like to call a 'Smart Person'. I'm sure you get compliments like that all the time though.
Of course. My last boss said I was a 'Go Getter' because I drank my pee and puked in his underwear.