Dog Tits

Author: pukebreath

Date: June 5, 2009

by pukebreath
6-05-09
I hear you're going to ask the boss for a raise. You are one stupid fuck, you know that.
Well, I've been jacking him and all his friends off and I gave his dog a blow job and licked motor oil off his nipples and...
Take it easy Shit Head. I know you've been working your fucking ass off.
Yeah?
Oh Yeah! I wish I had your kind of dedication to this job. Hell, I'd titty fuck a fat dog for more money.
Titty fuck a fat dog! How in the fuck! Don't you know that dogs have like 100 titties! Mother of all Dicks and Boners! Titty fucking dog tits! Hoooray!!!