Don't ask questions when the doc is on your buisness end.

Author: puppenmeisterin

Date: July 27, 2008

by puppenmeisterin
7-27-08
If going to the gynecologist wasn't weird enough.
So, I'm going to need for you to get undressed and put on a gown.
My conspiricy theory brain starts going into overdrive.
I wonder...
Then get on the table and put your legs in the stirrups.
I constantly think they are trying to drum up buisness by getting me pregnant... with alien sperm.
Why does that speculum look like a saw?
And we'll get your exam and pap test done, mkay dear.