I think of porn every time I hear the term Epic Mount.

Author: puppenmeisterin

Date: July 27, 2008

by puppenmeisterin
7-27-08
That pirate vs. ninja thing is getting old.
Arrgh!! Scurvy Dog Ninja!!
Be ready for my laughing tiger kung fu you dirty pirate!
I don't see roving gangs of hipsters playing out epic battles in costume.
Is that all ye got in ya you slabdash landlubber?!
Hey man, uhh I gotta be online in like 10 for a raid.
Probably because they result in someone needing an eye patch for real.
Yarr! Shiver me timbers we'd best be WOWing then!
Yeah, seriously, my character is so awesome. Online, I'm a level 70 badass.