Star Trek V (Part 1)

Author: quanras

Date: August 15, 2008

by quanras
8-15-08
Keep your eyes open, Ensign Expendable. I am getting some very odd life form readings. Continue to explore, but be careful.
O-odd, sir? Wha-what do you mean, odd?
H-holy f-f-fuck, whothefuckareyou?
Don't be afraid, child. I am God. Who did you expect to find at the centre of the Galaxy?
Shit, dude. You really let yourself go. Kirk was right, you fell off. Maybe he IS the Galaxy's biggest pimp like he claims.
Please. I get so much green 'tang they named the flavour after me.