The Dangers of Craigslist

Author: quanras

Date: August 15, 2008

by quanras
8-15-08
That was such a fun night! Want to come in for a coffee?
Sure, I'd love to!
I tell you Jackie, it's so great to go on a normal date for once. Usually on Craigslist I only meet freaky foot fetishists looking to use me, but you're different!
Um, yeah, about that . . . those feet-for-ears are making my mouth water right now.
That's it. Fuck Craigslist, I'm signing up for eHarmony.
What we need is some whipped cream. Can I look in the fridge?