The Joy of Shanking

Author: quanras

Date: August 26, 2008

by quanras
8-26-08
InsolvencyCo's shareholders are angry after a drop in the stock price.
Ok, breathe. The knife is just for appearances. You'll fix this situation with diplomacy and logic.
Fuck that, you're gonna shank the CFO!
No, violence is not the answer! We have ideas on how to turn this ship around! Wait, what's this letter?
What's it say?
Dear Shareholders: Sorry, but you're fucked. Enjoy abject poverty while I sail my yacht around the world. Here are some food stamps.
SHAAAAANK!!!!