Office Plane 8: The boss' sauce

Author: quanras

Date: December 4, 2009

by quanras
12-04-09
I like what I'm hearing from you in our meetings, Jim. I wouldn't normally advise this, but keep on the sauce, cuz you're on a roll!
Thanks boss! My brain chemistry naturally lends it-*hick*-self to both brilliance and alcoholism. I think there's a feedback loop involved. *burp*
Here's $20, go top that bottle up and get cracking on those reports. And if you're gonna puke again, try and keep it in your own cubicle.
Sure thing, boss! *hick*
Later that day
Awww, yeah son! *burp* My crunked up brilliance is gonna save this company! WHAT RECESSION, BITCHES?!
You mean the one that forced the company to lay off the cleaning staff? Get the f*ck out of my cubicle.