God says so

Author: qwertyuio

Date: April 3, 2004

by qwertyuio
4-03-04
Terry, it's me, almighty God.
Oh God..it's God! What do you wish of me Lord?
In order to fight the forces of evil, we need you to send us some money.
I want you to have sex with your son.
Why oh Lord, why?
I promise I won't use your donations on Bangkok hookers this time.
Dammit! I'm God! Just do what I say or I'll send you to hell.