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| Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me? | |
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| What was your first date with him like? | |
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| It was...well, let's just say it was interesting... | |
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| So you're offering to pay me to be your beard? | |
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| If my parents knew, they'd cut me out of the will. We can share my Filipino pool boy. He'll do anyone. | |
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