FTC 34 - A completely original idea

Author: qwertyuio

Date: May 6, 2004

by qwertyuio
5-06-04
Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me?
Yes, we did.
What was your first date with him like?
It was...well, let's just say it was interesting...
*Start Flashback*
Oh shit! I can't believe you killed those two jocks!
Don't worry, I'll make it look like they killed themselves because of their secret homosexual relationship.