Drugs are for dirty hippies

Author: qwertyuio

Date: July 26, 2004

by qwertyuio
7-26-04
I figured out a great way for us to meet women! We'll drop acid and crash through their bedroom windows at night dressed like circus clowns.
O.K., I'm with you so far...
Then we'll both take massive amounts of LSD again and scare the fuck out of them.
FAR OUT
What a pretty kitty, let me pet you.
Oh god, you picked the wrong day to fuck...did you just shit on my carpet?